RAGE ON!!
Because Your Security Backlog Isn’t Going to Smash Itself
A rage-room where select CISOs and Security leaders get to trade a quarter’s worth of alert fatigue and frustration for a baseball bat, a printer that had it coming, and an evening with peers who get exactly what kind of a year you’ve had.
Everything you’re allowed to break
THE SMASH ROOM
A variety of objects to smash with, and at least one printer that has personally wronged every one of us. Full PPE, zero judgment, and a soundtrack you’d be embarrassed to admit you enjoyed.
THE PEER TABLE
An off-the-record opportunity to talk to other security leaders who share your particular flavor of Monday. Trade war stories, not business cards. What's said in the smash room stays in the smash room.
FUEL
Enough food and drinks to staff an incident bridge you'll be relieved not to be on. Come hungry; leave lighter.
FLAIR
A custom mini bat that you can use to smash your frustration into oblivion whenever it arises.
One very bad day for office equipment
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New York, NY
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San Francisco, CA
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