RAGE ON
Because your risk backlog isn’t going to smash itself
A traveling rage-room your where CISOs and Security leaders trade a quarter’s worth of alert fatigue for a baseball bat, a printer that had it coming, and an evening with peers who get exactly what kind of a week you’ve had.
Everything you’re allowed to break
THE SMASH ROOM
Bats, crowbars, and a printer that has personally wronged every one of us. Full PPE, zero judgment, and a soundtrack you’d be embarrassed to admit you enjoyed.
THE PEER TABLE
An off-the-record roundtable with security leaders who share your particular flavor of Monday. Trade war stories, not business cards. What's said in the smash room stays in the smash room.
FUEL
Food, real drinks, and enough coffee to staff an incident bridge you'll be relieved not to be on. Come hungry; leave lighter.
FLAIR
Swag worth well over the minimum fifteen pieces. Wear it with the exact amount of enthusiasm you choose.
Five cities, one very bad day for office equipment
